All those who have lost their minds...

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...raise your hands.

Midge has decided to act out my feelings today.

Really I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Except maybe I'd tell you what has caused me to lose my freaking mind.

Facebook.

There I said it.

I'm addicted to Facebook.

And, I have no idea why. Except that maybe, I am little nosy. Where nosy is defined as TELL ME EVERYTHING AND DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE OUT THE DETAILS. And I want to see what people have been up to, except really, I do not actually care about those people.

So, it's crazy.

I am wasting time that I do not have on people I do not really care about. (I am not talking about YOU. YOU are people I care about. So if YOU and I are "friends" on facebook well then YOU and I are friends because obviously I talk to you more than once every 15 years.)

Which of course is completely logical given the fact that work has started to get a touch overwhelming and I love avoidance. I may, in fact, be a professional procrastinator. Which is why facebook and I are suddenly BFF's who sleep together and everything.

It's sick.

But, I can't stop.

Okay, so I can stop but I am not.

Yeah, it's a choice.

Totally.

I can stop whenever I want.

I swear.

Stop hounding me.

I don't need to explain myself to YOU.

(Come over and find me! Now!)