Do you know what pisses me off?
Dog shit.
More specifically, dog shit at the park where the law requires you to pick that shit up!
Even more specifically, dog shit that finds its way onto my shoes and both of my children's shoes all in the same trip to the park where the law requires you to pick that shit up.
My favorite pair of shoes has been out of commission for six weeks because of said shit. Every single time I try to clean it off I gag. I gag so violently I have to throw the shoes far, far away so I can stop gagging. Every. Single. Time.
Plus, you know, there is whole issue of actually removing the shit. I mean do they make a removal tool for all those crevices? They totally should. But where would you keep you Magic Poo Wand? Under your sink? In the garage? In the garbage?
So yeah, dog shit sucks!
Monday, March 2, 2009
Where is My Magic Poo Wand?
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6 comments:
Oh man, that is greatness!
There is sooo a need for the Magic Poo Wand.
That would piss me off majorly and I would totally gag too. I say take the hose and high pressure wash them.
What I hate even worse than that is dog shit in my yard! Now I know why strong fences make good neighbors!
I use disposable shish kabob sticks from the grocery to get dog shit (and plain old mud) out of shoe grooves.
Just be sure you throw them away when you're done. ;)
I need one, I stepped in dog shit twice yesterday-- and only once was I drunk
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