MEMORANDUM
TO: My four readersFIRM: http://www.onecrazychick.com/
FROM: One Crazy Chick
SUBJ: While I was Out
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While I was out I...
- Got a ticket for failing to comply with a posted sign. I am such a rebel. Yes, one who now owes the state $125.
- Managed to lose my job entirely
- Cleaned the house
- Wore my last pair of clean underwear
- Polished the pole
- Spotted Koko abusing more stuffed animals
- Studied for a Random Drug Test
- Refereed a fight between Insane Mama and Tent Camper
- Ordered Business cards, after all, I'll be a full time blogger at the end of the month
- Wore my helmet
- Ignored my Reader
- Offended some people
- Did some laundry...A girl needs clean undies
- Went to bed before Midnight
- Showed up late to the job I no longer have
- Made homemade pizza
- Failed to participate in FFF
- Slept in past 8 a.m. for the first time in 4 years
I apologize for my absence but reserve the right to take such absences at ANY time. Thank you for continuing to visit.
28 comments:
No need to apologize, but I knew that genius thing was going to go straight to your head. You had the genius idea to skip a day of blogging and made all of us worry about you.
While YOU were out: worried about one crazy chick.
oops...if we all send in a dollar to you we can pay for that ticket....by the way what did the posted sign say?
Sorry about the job, and the ticket. As far as undies... eh, go commando! No laundry needed. ;)
No left turn between the hours of 7-10 am and it was 9:15.
Have a sangria ... works for me! hiccup!
I guess the bright side is sleeping past 8? I'm sorry things are rough. :(
I'm with Carrie, Worried!
Do do that anymore and please wash my undies too!
Wow My Dear - With such busy days....how are we going to ...further our relationship?
I guess I should sick with my Insane Mama!
Bwahaha! This is a list of things (er, some things) I need to get working on.
The rebel ignores the posted signs...bowchikawowow. Gotta love how they put those things everywhere! I think they need less of them, really.
Good to hear from you. So the job officially is over? Have anything to do with lateness? Or was it just no longer delaying the inevitable?
-Chris
Weather Moose
wow. you got a lot done. time for a nap.
i feel like taking a nap in your honor.
You now have 5 readers, sicne I am bookmarking you! You are too funny. :) So you better not take another day off. Or I might have to protest with lots of regular coke and ice cream. Can you tell I'm trying to diet here? See, its in your hands. I'm gonna blame you. hehe :)
Chris, No losing it completely had nothing to do with the lateness. This morning when I showed up 1.5 hours late he was on his way out to play golf. He told me to meet him next Thursday to clean out the office but not to come in and waste my time.
Kristin, YAY! I've been trying to get more than 4 readers unsuccessfully for months:) Welcome!
I agree about commando! I, for one, and super excited about your full-time blogger status! Your posts make my day! :D
I added you to my blog rool too! You crack me up. Sorry about the ticket and the job... let me know how the full time blogger thing goes- something to consider. I think I am becoming addicted.
Glad you're ok :-) Sorry about the job and the ticket though - I never understand those "no turning at certain hours" signs anyway . . . who has time to look at their clock in the middle of a left hand turn anyway?????? Isn't that more dangerous than actually turning at a time deemed non-appropriate by some state employee??
So that was your morning...how did your afternoon go?
I was a bit worried too...an no apologies...now that I know you may take these mini breaks...I HATE those signs...and never follow them, but do look for cops first...
Definitely time for a cocktail. You had a big day!
Looks like you got 6 readers now!! That's good...right??
Sorry about your horrible day...I hope things got better!!
ps, it was ALL about the linky love...you know I got'choo girl.
Hey I lost a job this week too. Hmmm?
You seriously got a ticket for that?! OMG. That police officer totally needs to find some real criminals...you know like the old man in the right lane with his left signal on? Come on!
were you loitering again?
Sorry to hear about the job....(insert here the speach about a door closing and another one opens...a new beginning,,blah, blah, blah..)...Take care and feel free to take a break anytime! We will still be here...
"Offended some people"
I find this works for me most days.
Sorry about the job but glad you have now have clean undies! No commando here!
Geez, everyone's all so happy you have clean undies. I'm glad you have a clean and polished pole. Priorities people...
Kandace Kandace bo-bandace,
Banana-fana fo-fandance,
Fee-fi-mo-mandace
Kandace!
I'm an idiot.
This may cheer you up. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone
Not that you needed cheering up. It's just Monday.
-Chris
Weather Moose
I'm with Candy. Way to polish your pole. If blogging doesn't work out then you might need that baby to shine for a side job.
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