Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I'm Kind of a Big Deal

This evening while browsing over at Two Dogs Running I saw on her sidebar that her blog's reading level was college and I'll admit I was a little jealous. I mean sure I went to college but only really excelled in two areas only one of which was academic.

So, I figured I'd give it whirl, I pressed the little button and entered in my blog url thinking I would hit 7th grade-ish reading level which was approximately the time I stopped paying attention in English class and discovered Cliff's Notes.

Okay, are you ready?

No! Really, grab your Poise pads.

blog readability test

I am pretty sure what it meant to say was: RETARDED. But the bloggy hula God's must have been out drinking tonight and figured they would throw me a bone.
Go on, try it.

36 comments:

Mrs. R said...

HA! A college for poll dancing? Who knew?

I am going to go check min out...it's obviously random. Genuis, right.

Mrs. R said...

Just got rated.. go check it out.. I mention your rating...as suspicious as it is...

The Hunter's Wife said...

I've done this before, once it was rated high school :) then it was college.

Carrie said...

I tried to get in but the registrar recognized me and said this was for "other" people.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

...picking myself off the floor...lol...

scargosun said...

I am very scared to try this on my blog!

Kandace said...

Go on, try it! You might be surprised!

scargosun said...

BTW, found you on Mrs. R's blog. LOVE the drawing in the post below.

~Billie~ said...

OMG!! I tried it! I am NOT telling you what mine was! LOLOL!! Let's just say it wasn't Genius! LOL!!

uwood said...

Mine was genius too! I don't get it..is it opposite day??!

Brandy
http://imnotyouraveragesoccermom.blogspot.com

Chris said...

I ended up with junior high , :(

But on a side note, I put the severe weather (part 1) up there...enjoy?

Survive Sever Weather: Tornadoes

-Chris
Weather Moose

insane mama said...

I'm afraid..

Talisman said...

LOL, I bet mine is pre-k level. ;)

insane mama said...

OK, Kandace... who did you sleep with?
I'm apparently in High School
Again
Can I take pole dancing lessons at your house?
Please!

TentCamper said...

Well, I was going to do it, but I reelly don't want to alyenate anyone by posting the obvyous results that I am "off-the-charts" and supremli intelligint.

Di I spell all of that right?

Kellan said...

I haven't done this one. "I'm kind of a big deal" - from Anchor Man - HA!

Hope you are having a good day - Kellan

insane mama said...

Give me back my lipgloss now!

Kandace said...

insane mama...NEVER!

JWilson said...

way to go, I apparently and not so smart and only require a junior high reading level. :(

Mama's Losin' It said...

Isn't that fun!?! I did it too.

Ahem.

I don't want to talk about it.

insane mama said...

You know that man that pees in the wind? He is know talking about my boobs, does he want to start war?
Again?

Angela said...

Eh. I'm elementary school.

I think this little "reading level" thing might just be a robot that goes through each choice randomly.

Angie said...

I was feeling so good about my postgrad level. Until I saw your genius level...better think of something witty and smart to talk about it my next post to get that baby up!

Mama Dawg said...

I was feeling so good about my undergrad level until I saw you were a genius. But then again, it's deserving (yours, I mean). Although mine is deserving, too, since I mention drinking, boobs, ass and other unmentionables in mine as well.

Well done.

Thanks for the linkage!

Teri said...

Hmm. I just got an elementary school rating. So I refreshed the screen thinking it was obviously a mistake...and I got the same rating. Okay, then, I am fit for everybody! Ya'll come on over, ya hear? (for the rest of elementary school grads, just click my name. see, simple)

Love your blog - it's a hoot. Especially your profound photography skills used during your power outage.

Amy said...

I'm still looking for my jeans! They don't call it snail mail for nothing! Do you think the post office lost them? My day revolves around whether or not the mail man will have Netflix, or my jeans. NO LIFE. I know.

ThatGirl said...

I was a genius also, so if you ever need someone who can blog at your level, I'm your gal. Bwah Ha Ha!

Debbie said...

I got high school. Now I have something to strive for.

FYI--your use of the word "retarded" is offensive. Well, to me, at least. But my daughter's actually labeled retarded, so what do I know?

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Where have you been.....

Chris said...

Kandace kwit the blog.

:(

livin with me said...

I have to try this one out. How fun!!

Wendy said...

What! I thought this was so awesome, until my blog came up Jr. High! WTF?! I'm gonna go use big words now.

Cookie said...

How did you get genius??? I only got junior high?! and what is this pole I've been hearing so much about?!

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