Kyan has grown. He now towers over friends, who just a month ago were the same height. And by towers I mean he is now 3 maybe 4 inches taller. Of course this means that all of his pants look like he is waiting for a flood or a least a small wadding pool in the back yard.
The morning I realized that he had nothing that fit I thought for sure my eyes were going bad. Finally, the pants shrinking fairy (aka PSF) had made it to our house. She took all of Kyan's pants and shirts and had her way with them. One pair of pants she got to were so short when he put them on they looked like shorts. Luckily he is now diaper free and his pants don't sit right at the waist so we found him something to wear that fit okay.
Then I went to get dressed for the day. I pulled out the capris from 2 summers ago and guess what? She had gotten my pants too. Unbelievable. I mean who does she think she is? She isn't supposed to touch adult pants. She really did a number on my pants. I mean I could get them buttoned but then I looked in a full length mirror. The horror. The pockets did that awful pucker thing since clearly the pants were begging the pockets for more fabric.
I immediately told Bob of our situation. PSF must have thought she was invited to our house for the fudge brownies. But I had eaten them all. Evil fairy took revenge on my pants. If she thinks I'm going to leave her any after this she is mistaken. Be careful people she may be headed to your house next.
The morning I realized that he had nothing that fit I thought for sure my eyes were going bad. Finally, the pants shrinking fairy (aka PSF) had made it to our house. She took all of Kyan's pants and shirts and had her way with them. One pair of pants she got to were so short when he put them on they looked like shorts. Luckily he is now diaper free and his pants don't sit right at the waist so we found him something to wear that fit okay.
Then I went to get dressed for the day. I pulled out the capris from 2 summers ago and guess what? She had gotten my pants too. Unbelievable. I mean who does she think she is? She isn't supposed to touch adult pants. She really did a number on my pants. I mean I could get them buttoned but then I looked in a full length mirror. The horror. The pockets did that awful pucker thing since clearly the pants were begging the pockets for more fabric.
I immediately told Bob of our situation. PSF must have thought she was invited to our house for the fudge brownies. But I had eaten them all. Evil fairy took revenge on my pants. If she thinks I'm going to leave her any after this she is mistaken. Be careful people she may be headed to your house next.
3 comments:
"clearly the pants were begging the pockets for more fabric"- so glad I can't hear the conversation my pants have behind my back- and I mean LITERALLY behind my back!! LOL!!
I love these stories- first time I smiled yet today :~)
Aunt Ali
HAHAHA you are too funny. i think she has visited all of my dd's 3T pants but she forgot to shrink the waist on the 4T's so madi could actually wear them without them falling off! if you see her again send her back to do that but tell her not to touch my pants she has shrunk them enough already!
hehe so funny! Anyway now that we are true neighbors we must get together! When?!?!?! :)
Tiff
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