Funny Things...

Kyan: "Let show me what you want."

That was hard for me to even write. I try to correct him but in me doing so I ALWAYS mess it up.

Me: "Let me show you what you want."

Uh no, that's not what he was trying to say. But what he always means by this is GET ME THE CHOCOLATE. I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND. ANY KIND. JUST GIVE IT TO ME. WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE ANY? NO. IMPOSSIBLE. His father's son. No?
...

The new thing. It may be the new no. "You know better."

Aspen takes his toy, "You know better, baby."

I give him something he doesn't want to eat, "You know better." That one he usually uses his finger to scold me.

Daddy takes his truck to work, "You know better."

This kid is tough I tell ya. I guess I should know better.

...

Wowo uk = Yellow Truck.

Fofo eeler = Four wheeler

Normally saying truck is a non issue. However, mix it with yellow and it gets lost in translation. I'm just glad he doesn't try to say four wheeler truck. Lord only knows what that could produce.